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  1. #1
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    <span style='font-family:Optima'><span style='color:blue'>
    A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
    "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
    "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

    Hugs,
    Connie</span></span>

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    EXCELLENT! I'LL HAVE TO PASS THAT ONE ON

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    DEAR SIS
    I HOPE THAT WISSNA YE OOT ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY WI TONYPMSL

    YE KNOW IM ONLY KIDDING LOVE YE TO BITS CAJ ,NICE ONE

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    Dino,
    PMSL u nut I know you were joking. But as far I know that wasn't me on my nite out.....PMSL

    Love ya sis,
    Connie</span>

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