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  1. #1
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    Cool Christmas, anyone?


    Found this on my facebook page. Let the carolling begin!

    Colourgirl

    TOP TEN CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THOSE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS

    * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
    Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle...

  2. #2
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    nice.. :-)

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    I'm trying to figure out what a song for PTSD would be.....

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    lol, I love this

    gotoverit

  5. #5
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    What about this Christmas Cake

    Ingredients

    1 cup water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    nuts
    1 bottle of vodka
    1 can of Red Bull
    How to make it

    Sample the vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    Repeat
    Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a Large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
    Beat again.
    At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
    Flavour with red bull to taste. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
    Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick fruit off floor.
    Mix on the turner. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a dcrewdriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity,
    flavour with a little Bed Rull. Next sift two cups of salt. Or something
    Who giveshza shi**
    Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder Pick up the can, mop The floor. Check the vodka Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Turn the Cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, Kiss the Dog, Walk the hubby and Fall into bed.

    Cherry Mistmas everyone x

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    PTSD. Any carol played loud enough, and the person screams from the top of their lungs "STOP PLAYING IT SO LOUD!" I am trying to rest my brain...
    or scared them, and makes them duck for cover.
    :-)

    Ally, I like the part of the directions of sampling the vodka.

 

 

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