A grandfather comes up to his eight-year-old grandson and says "Hey, kiddo, I am going to teach you all you need to know about economics." He leads the boy into the kitchen and reveals that the kitchen table is filled with candies, and ice creams, and toys. And each item has a different assorted price value.
The old man hands the child a piece of paper and says "We are going to pretend that this is a one hundred dollar bill."
The child's eyes grow big and bright. He says "I'll have an ice cream sandwich please."
The old man looks down and screams "Beat it, ya little douchebag! We're closed!!!":lol: