You might have a mental illness if....

[Colourgirl]

I thought it would be fun to poke fun at ourselves, because let's face it, gallows humour is always funny. And, we, are spectacularly funny!

So, let the Jeff Foxworthyesque puns begin!!!

[Colourgirl]

.....someone can mistake your pill organizer for your grandma's bingo chart, then, you might have an MI! :P

[patience]

I actually had anxiety for so long I went to a psychiatrist. And I said to the guy, 'I'm constantly anxious. What do I do?' He told me I had obsessive-compulsive disorder. I was shocked. I had to call him nine times to make sure he was certain.

[momof4]

if you have to check the locks on the door, the coffee pot, and wash your hands before you leave the house....Then you have to come home, because you may have missed something...

[SmilesGoodsense]

Well I thought I had a mental illness. I thought I was paranoid. Then I told the doctor that I thought my girlfriend was sleeping around and he gave himself a shot of penicillin. Now... I'm torn!

[jackinthebox]

If the one who make your heart race ....is in your head ...you might have a M.I.

[Colourgirl]

AHahahahahaaa!!!! OMG, you all are too funny!!! LOL Gawd, I needed to read that tonight.

[Smiley]

When your co-workers and family beg you to call your doctor. :-)

[Smiley]

You get confused if you cannot separate your dreams from reality. :-)

[edorn01]

i liked the one about dreams from reality because i hate it when that happens!!!!