Most of you regulars in chat have heard some of these already...
You keep track of the days of the week by your pill dispenser.
You know what time it is by how many pills and what ones are still in the dispenser for today.
Taking your sedative is the highlight of your day.
You only eat regularly because the bottle says "Take with food."
Your 'food' is other meds.
You have ever said: "It's ok, I took it with some asprin with my effexor, takes care of the side effects at the same time that way!"
Your bag rattles.
Your stomach rattles.
Your pick up lines include your meds and guessing what meds s/he is on.
Everyone points to you when a newbie comes in chat with a question about a medication.