HELP I'VE BEEN ARRESTED

[dino]

JUST BEEN ARRESTED I WIS IN THE CAR DYING FOR A PEE
SO PISSED IN A COKE CAN
THE POLICE STOPPED AND ASKED WHAT WAS IN THE CAN
AM NOW BEING DONE FOR POSSESION O CANNA PISS

[Gord]

<span style='color:red'>Dear JK</span>

<span style='color:blue'>There are jokes. And there are jokes..............

But this is simply intolerable!

Please do something about this crazy Scotswoman. Immediately!!!</span>


<span style='color:red'>Gord</span>
<span style='color:green'>xxxxx</span>

LMAO @ Gord HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dino LMAO @ YA ya dafty classic though - Still chuckling even and hour or so later :lol:

Luvvas Caroline xxxxx

[dino]

PMSL GORD YE GOT TO ADMIT IT I GOT CLASS
NOW CAROLINE DINNNA BE PISSING YOURSEL ANYMORE BUT JUST INCASE YE DO HERES SOME

LMAO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ah i Luvvas Ya GAL yr a cracker

Mwah x

[BrunoB]

You've got class to boot dino lol

If you make bail plead insanity lol :lol: :lol:

"Say no to canno piss"

Your frien ....BrunoB :P

[FLORENCE]

Dino,,,,All you 'd have to do talk some of your sweet talk to that policeman...you'd have him wrapped around your baby finger!!!!! You are so posh Dino, He'd be following you home!!!! Love Ya Dino!!!! FLORENCE

[panicgirl]

HOW DOES A WOMAN PISS IN A CAN ? EVEN I COULD NOT PEE IN A HOLE THAT TINY :lol:

[George]

I wee In a GAtorade bottle cause it has a wide opening..............
if u are ever thirsty...............it's NOT ICE TEA
G

[panicgirl]

I wee In a GAtorade bottle cause it has a wide opening..............
if u are ever thirsty...............it's NOT ICE TEA
G

Hope Ya do not get drunk one nite and wake to drink your morning after gatorade :lol: