I will just list off in order cause I am the new guy.

- Mirrors. Seriously. I have to wear shades everywhere. Reflective surfaces of any kind. By far my worst phobia.
- I have agoraphobia......

Well I thought I had a mental illness. I thought I was paranoid. Then I told the doctor that I thought my girlfriend was sleeping around and he gave himself a shot of penicillin. Now... I'm torn!

A grandfather comes up to his eight-year-old grandson and says "Hey, kiddo, I am going to teach you all you need to know about economics." He leads the boy into the kitchen and reveals that the...

I have a really bad case of agoraphobia. Not kidding. It is weird because of my line of work. I am actually more afraid of being in the audience than I am of being on stage. I come from Michigan