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gem
08-17-2006, 04:13 PM
flo and ted have lived in a nursing home together for about 6 yrs, and in this time have grown a very close relationship together!!, although sex is out of the question, once alone in the quiet room they will hold each others hand and sometimes when ted is in luck flo will put her hand down his trousers to hold his willy...bliss (for him)..one day flo becomes poorly and has to go and stay in hospital for a few weeks, on her return home she notices another lady is sitting next to ted and holding his hand while they look into each others eyes lovingly!!, flo is furious and heartbroken and rushes over on her zimmer frame to confront the two timing old git!!
ted how could you do this to me!! i loved you and did everything i could to make you happy!! have you replaced me for a younger model?
no replies ted in fact she is older than you
so wot has SHE got that i havent??
parkinsons replys ted!!!!!!!

dino
08-18-2006, 05:28 AM
PMSL GEM YE NUTTER NO AS GOOD AS MINES YET BUT YOUR GETTING THERE HEHE
PS:I'LL HAVE YE CORRUPTED IN NO TIME ROFLMAO
LOVE DIANE (dino)
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CAJnCAT
08-18-2006, 07:44 AM
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Gem,
Good one hun.....PMSL http://bestsmileys.com/surprised/1.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

Hugs,
Connie
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DP
08-23-2006, 09:08 AM
lol good one!