insomniac
08-16-2006, 03:32 AM
Whilst taking a pee in a public toilet a man notices he is being watched intently by a midget, strangely this doesnt make the man all that uncomfortable even though he is being watched closely, until finally the midget drags a stepladder out from one of the cubicles for a real close look :blink:
" Wow, you have the nicest balls I have ever seen ! "
Suprised, shocked and flattered the man is taken aback and cant reply.
" I know this is a strange request, but can I touch them?"
The man, never having been complimented in his life before looks around and thinks for a moment, with no one else around he just nods..
" Er, I suppose theres no harm in it "
With that, the midget suddenly reaches out and gets a vice like grip on the man's testicles.
" Alright, hand over your wallet pal or i jump of the ladder ! "
" Wow, you have the nicest balls I have ever seen ! "
Suprised, shocked and flattered the man is taken aback and cant reply.
" I know this is a strange request, but can I touch them?"
The man, never having been complimented in his life before looks around and thinks for a moment, with no one else around he just nods..
" Er, I suppose theres no harm in it "
With that, the midget suddenly reaches out and gets a vice like grip on the man's testicles.
" Alright, hand over your wallet pal or i jump of the ladder ! "