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dino
05-14-2006, 10:51 AM
Australian Poetry

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists;

a university graduate and an old aboriginal.

They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word

and come up with a poem that contained the word.



The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'.



First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to

the microphone and said:



Slowly across the desert sand,

Trekked a lonely caravan

Men on camels two by two

Destination - Timbuktu.



The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they

thought.



The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;



Me and Tim a huntin' went

Met three whores in a pop up tent

They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktuhttp://bestsmileys.com/lol/19.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/silly/13.gifPMSL

DP
05-14-2006, 02:05 PM
haha good one Dino !