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dino
05-18-2007, 03:55 PM
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike! http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s194/purpleviolets/bicycle.gifpmslhttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/jadeoz/Private/36_11_6.gifhttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/jadeoz/Private/36_11_6.gif

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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello."
"Mrs. Newman, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Newman, this is Doctor Jones
at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor
sent your husband's specimen to the lab yesterday, a
specimen from another Mr. Newman arrived as well,
and we are now uncertain which one is your
husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS . We can't tell which is
your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs Newman.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "
The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle
of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w127/geodehead/doctor.gifhttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/jadeoz/Private/36_11_6.gifhttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/jadeoz/Private/36_11_6.gif

Jane~BH
05-18-2007, 04:14 PM
Hahahahaha good one's Dino :)

05-19-2007, 07:10 AM
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Dino u always make me smile!!!! http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa65/cdn_bluecowgirl/Smilies/Smilies.gif

You are a star!!!

Thank you so much for sharing these...i needed a good laugh

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05-19-2007, 11:11 AM
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Even when thiers tears :)

Loved them as always

Lots of Luvvas

Caroline xxxxx