dino
12-31-2006, 12:24 PM
New Years Resolutions for Internet Junkies http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
*I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
*I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
*I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. http://bestsmileys.com/family/1.gif
*I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.http://bestsmileys.com/mail/2.gif
*I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.http://bestsmileys.com/talking/3.gif
*I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.
*I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet - This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.http://bestsmileys.com/clocks/5.gif
*I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.
*When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" http://bestsmileys.com/signs13/20.gif
*I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
*I will think of a password other than "password."
*I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! http://bestsmileys.com/office1/25.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/computer2/6.giflol
*I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
*I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
*I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. http://bestsmileys.com/family/1.gif
*I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.http://bestsmileys.com/mail/2.gif
*I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.http://bestsmileys.com/talking/3.gif
*I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.
*I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet - This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.http://bestsmileys.com/clocks/5.gif
*I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.
*When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" http://bestsmileys.com/signs13/20.gif
*I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
*I will think of a password other than "password."
*I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! http://bestsmileys.com/office1/25.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/computer2/6.giflol